#1: Do –

 

Stalk people.

 

Your commitment might just impress enough to get you that job.

Or date.

 

Or, OK, there’s a chance it might also get you a jail sentence.

 

It’s a fine-line with these things.

 

It’s not, like, an exact science or anything.

 

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