#7: Don’t –

January 15, 2009

go commando in jeans with a faulty fly.  

 

I think you get the picture.


#2: Do –

January 9, 2009

 

Pay for things with large wads of cash.

It’ll make you feel dangerous. Like a drug dealer.

Unless, or course, you are a drug dealer. In which case you’ll just feel… er… normal.