#5: Do –

April 27, 2009

Be vain.

Yeah, like, check yourself out in the mirror before you leave the house.

That way you won’t go to work with a half-shaved face.

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#8: Don’t –

April 1, 2009

lose track of time, Grandpa.

Some people at work today were saying that it was the end of the year. And I thought, fuck, it’s Xmas again? Already?!

But then I realised they meant End of Financial Year.

Which was a relief, because I hadn’t bought any presents yet.