#5: Don’t –

December 18, 2008

Sneak the small Santa-shaped chocolates left unguarded on the kitchen bench.

Because they might be meant for your five-year-old daughter’s Xmas gift to her class mates. And then she won’t have enough for all her little friends. And then she’ll cry. And then you’ll feel stink. And then, well, let’s face it – you ain’t exactly winning any parenting awards this year, either, are ya?