#3: Don’t –

December 11, 2008

Try to hand-feed your friend a lolly while he’s driving.

Now you might think you’re just trying to be helpful and thoughtful and nice, what with him having two hands on the wheel and both eyes on the highway and not being able to easily feed himself, and all.

But that homophobic fucker might just unexpectedly FREAKOUT at such a good-intentioned attempt, and swear and shout and slap your hand away … and accidentally swerve the car into the path of oncoming traffic.

Which is never a good thing.

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